Cinequest, the San Jose film fesival, has been on for a little over a week, and I have seen lotsa indie flicks. So I will give a tiny review of them.
7000 Miles. Lotsa nice Hawaii scenery, good performances. But (spoiler alert) I know what happened to Amelia Earhart: she was kidnapped by aliens and transported to the Delta Quadrant of out galaxy. Hey, woudl they have shown that on Star Trek Voyager if it wasn’t true?
Billion Dollar Babies. An informative documentary about the Cabbage Patch Kids. Entertaining, and it does not take the route of making good guys and bad guys, it just lays out what happened. I enjoyed it, but I think that the Cabbage Patch guy suing the Garbage Pail Kids was just plain silly, and shows what he really thinks of free speech. Parody is protected speech, dude!
Bobcat Moretti. Rocky with M.S. Well done, a great underdog story. I meet the filmmaker and told him I liked it a lot. I asked him how much he knew about boxing because my character Super Holly fights like a boxer. He said not much, but he learned for the movie. The lead actor starts out very portly, and slims down a lot later int he flick. That is the actor really getting into the craft.
Breakwater. This was hyped a lot by the Cinequest announcers, so I saw it. It was very good, great performances, especially by the villain. And it does very good setup-and-payoff that involves breath-holding.
Brothers Broken. Hey, Scientology, you do the physically impossible. You both suck and blow, I ever tell you that? A documentary about a guy who lead a 60’s rock band, joined Scientology, and thus flushed the band down the toilet. But he finally left the cult and reunited with his brother, although his wife and two kids are still in it, and I am glad I do not know where they are or I’d wanna show how I crack open three nuts by knocking them together. I have to write a Super Holly short story that involves some type of cult, and Holly blowing her top when the leader makes a big mistake by calling Super Holly something you should never, ever, EVER call her. And South Park was right about Scientology, how can anyone with an I.Q. above the melting point of helium fall for that crap that makes bad 1950’s sci-fi movies look good?
Daddy. Supposed to be sci-fi, but it had no special effects, just four guys being jerky guys. Kind of like Friends, but stretched to about 90 minutes. Shoulda done more.
Danny goes Aum. More great scenery, and a writer protagonist (I am a sucker for that, gee, I wonder why), and two wonderful lady actresses.
Egghead and Twinkie. The teen girl protagonist is mart but flawed. A cartoonist. and I love that! And she is queer, sho it will raise Rethuglican blood pressure, and that is always a good thing. Fun and bouncy and happy and tugs at the heartstrings.
Fresh Kills. The premier night movie. About the women in the crime family. Good performances, good story, but I think a flaw is that the women in those families do not move the story, they are moved by the story.
Good Egg. Fun and silly. Fast action and goofy characters.
How to Ruin the Holidays. Yet another dysfunctional family at Christmas story. But the characters are fun, especially the special needs guy played by a special needs actor, who seems to know that a lot of acting is in the face. (Note: My good clone Henry was not as impressed.)
Hundreds of Beavers. My fave so far! THIS! IS!! BONKERS!!! In the best possible way. A live-action Tex Avery / Chuck Jones cartoon. Animals played by people in cheap animal suits. Almost no dialog, lots of pantomime, a schlub of a Wile E. Coyote who never-give-up fights his way to becoming the toughest trapper in the north. And did I say this is BONKERS?!?! The most daring movie I saw so far. Playing again Friday Aug 25. FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN!!!!
Kaymak. I have said that when a movie or film short start with a scene of city, country, whatever and the music is one long sad violin note, you are in for a sad time. 90 minutes of my life I will not get back. Even two nude hot babes making out did not save this.
Passenger C. True story made by the guy who had this event happen to him, and he portrays himself warts and all. A feel good movie about a real life event, well acted and well told. It was in black and white, which fit the tone of the flick so well it took me a long time to notice. When so many movies have the hero leap in and macho-male-bash the nasty person, this turns that on its head. Very refreshing!
Share? The sci-fi trope of being trapped in a room and how to deal with it. An ambiguous ending that fits. I asked the filmmaker if the protagonist was free, relating that to Number 6 in the last episode of the Prisoner (Patrick McGoohan said, “He’s not free.”)
Shorts: Animated Worlds. Lotsa good shorts. MY fave: Odd Dog, about a cat that acts like a dog.
Shorts: MIndbenders. I love this set of shorts, although I usually see it at 11pm, and this was at noon. Fave: Fudgie Freddie. Lesson: if you do crowd funding, do not let the finders tell you what to do with your art. Ever. the consequences can melt your art… and more.
Shorts: Something Funny. Comedy shorts. My fave: FANATIC. A tribute to the one-hit wonders of the world.
Sometimes I think About Dying. Stars Daisy Ridley of Star Wars. Here, she plays a sad social misfit, and so much of her performance is her saying nothing but putting it all in her sad deadpan face, and she will tear your heart out. Normally I detest long silent scenes of the protagonist staring, or sitting, or laying on the floor or ground, but those scenes really work so well here. And they did not need any lightsabres. Daisy is a really good actress.
The Grotto. It is all int he characters. Even the character who is never seen, and who cheats on a woman AND a man. A protagonist you root for a lot.
Tomorrow. Okay. A girl wakes up in other bodies and other parallel universes every time she sleeps. And we do not know why. Neither does she. And she starts to forget who she really is. SO if she does not remember hersefl, and she leaps from life to life, and can do nothing to try to get home, and forgets about herself and her home, then I am reminded of the saying, “A difference that makes no difference is no difference.” Oh, and when she decides to jump off a building, um, doesn’t she know that will hurt the body she is renting? the original owner will not be happy about losing that security deposit. Interesting characters, but zero story arc.
Wintertide. The lady protagonist sucks something out of her friends and neighbors in her dreams, you know she is sucking by the loud sucky sound she makes when she is sucking. The danger of making the protagonist unsympathetic is that you might succeed.