Super Holly meets The 3 Geeks!

At Hydra Comic Con today, I asked Rich Koslowski (creator, artist, and writer of The 3 Geeks, best comic book about fanboys ever!) for a Super Holly Hansson sketch. He wrote the dialog for The 3 Geeks (perfectly written nose joke!), and I wrote Holly’s thought balloon. BEST SUPER HOLLY SKETCH EVER!!!

Check out Rich’s website for some great comics. Especially The 3 Geeks. Read Rich’s fave and mine, When The Hammer Falls. If you have read even one comic book in your life, your funnybone will be forever grateful.

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Mary Jane Watson and one little drop.

Mary Jane Watson can’t be a non-redhead (translation: black), whines a little subset of white fanboys about actress Zendaya. (Even though she’s light-skinned, I hate that stupid one drop rule. Why doesn’t it work for us Swedes, we got wimpy DNA or something?)

That bugs this 60 year old white fart, I mean fanboy. I didn’t hear those drips, I mean fanboys, whine about Iris West being black in The Flash TV series. Maybe because I was bouncing off the ceiling in ecstatic fanboygasms because Law & Order’s Ed Green was her dad and I still bounce whenever he’s onscreen! In a totally hetero way, of course.

They didn’t whine much about Halle Barry playing Catwoman. I whined a lot about that movie in my first online review. It wasn’t about race, I just HATE when movies use zero percent of the source material!

They didn’t whine about Khan Noonien Singh being white in the Star Trek reboot (making Ricardo Montalbon thrash wildly in his grave). I noticed that whitewash. Khan was from Asia. He ruled over a big chunk of Asia. He was NOT a British colonizer, his dictatorship was home-grown!

Stan Lee is fine with Zendaya. So stop whining, you one drop drips!

By the power vested in me by over half a century of fanboyism, I hereby declare that any fanboy who whines about Zendaya is Scrappy-Doo screwy! Get a load of one of her super-selfies!

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To the guy who will play Spidey: Face it, tiger, you just hit the jackpot!

P.S. Provided Mary is written and played to be the strong, independent, edgy girl she is in the comics. We’ll see.

P.P.S. My sister-in-law’s mom told me that my superheroine Holly Hansson should be a redhead because of Holly’s hot temper. I admit I’d like to see red hair on Mary Jane. No problem. Dye it! Kristen Durst did.

Who are my fanboys?

beth-barany-30-Day-Writing-Challenge-to-PLAN-WRITE-YOUR-NOVELI am taking Beth Barany’s Branding For Novelists class, which helps writers nail down exactly what their brand is. Such as who is my audience, what is my author bio, calls to action that I can do to help my marketing, and so on. And part of her lesson to make a branding statement says that if I say my audience is everyone, I need to think again.

I started writing my superheroine Super Holly for me, and anyone who wanted to read her. But I needed to narrow it down, else how will I know who I am really writing for? Did J.K. Rowling write for everyone? No, for little British boys and girls who felt oppressed by the snooty upper class! Did Stan Lee? No, for comic book geeks who wanted to read superheroes who talk, act, and have problems like real people (not those boring interchangeable clones that DC Comics was doing in the 60s)! So here is the audience I think I’m aiming at:

Females, kids, gays, and anyone else who is not a superhero fanboy, but would like to be.

How’s that? I think this is really who I am thinking of. Sure, I love fanboys, I am a fanboy! But us mostly white older male geeks are gonna die out in the next two or three decades, comic books and superheroes need new blood!

I wrote Holly because I love when the woman steps up and punches out the bad guy. Some superhero stories should be written for that half of the planet’s population. Boy, would I love for Super Holly to give Darkseid a BIG FAT BELT right in his genocidal kisser! And if that does not work, a super-telekinetically-enhanced kick in the you-know-where. And he’d better not use his Omega Beams on her if he knows what’s good for him, because they would fry Holly’s beloved blonde hair, and Holly would get steam-rocket-out-her-beaky-nose, GRRRRRROWLing Belker-The-Biter (Hill Street Blues) MAD!!!

beth-baranyThank you, Beth. You are making me think.

Gotham can’t do that! Or can it?

I was at the East Bay comic con in Concord (CA) today. Bought Indy comics and books, oh, I love that stuff. Reviews and a few pics to come.

And I got to hear a fanboy discussion. A guy was talking rather earnestly with a tall guy cosplayed as the Joker. The TV show Gotham can’t do the Joker, he pleadingly argued, because the Joker was created when the (adult) Red Hood fell into that vat of acid!

Okay, I’d agree. Except for the Gotham ad where the guy playing pre-acid Joker nails it as well as Hugh Jackman nailed Wolverine in the first movie. BAM!