In a super-fight, who wins?

Which super-strong superheroes would win in a fight with Super Holly? Superheroes fight a lot when they first meet. I am assuming that neither Holly or her fighting partner is under evil mind control, else the one not under control wins.

 

Wonder Woman: WW wins. Diana has many decades of warrior training, she HAS to win!

Supergirl: Probably Holly, provided that incarnation of kryptonians does not have them pushing planets out of their orbits. Holly is a better hand-to-hand fighter, and she is older and tougher, but she would feel awful about fighting a young girl.

Superman: Superman wins. Why? Because he’s Superman.

Power Girl: They would fight, but verbally.

Power Girl (pointing to Holly’s chest): “Copycat!”

Super Holly (pointing to Power Girl’s chest): “Get a logo!”

Thor: Thor would call it a draw once Holly picks up the hammer. She is worthy, although she does not think so. She would give it right back to Thor, of course. She has issues with being called a goddess: them’s fightin’ words, and that would likely be the cause of the fight in the first place.

The Hulk (Bruce Banner / Hulk Smash version): The fight would go like this:

“HULK SMASH YELLOW HAIR!” Big green fists hit Holly: THOOM BAM BOOOOOM!!!

Holly staggers. “OUCH! Oh yeah? Well, Holly smash you in the schnoz!” Super boxing fists belt Hulk’s nose: POW POW POW POW POW!!!

The Hulk staggers. “OW! YELLOW HAIR HIT HARD! LIKE STUPID ARMY GUNS FROM STUPID ARMY MEN THAT ALWAYS HOUND HULK! MAKE HULK MAD!!!” The Hulk raises his fist.

Holly grabs that big green fist with her super-strong blue telekinetic fist. “Tell me about it! Stupid paparazzi hound me! They zoom stupid telephoto lenses on my chest, and when that gets on the six o’clock news, supervillains laugh at me for days! I HATE THAT!!!”

The Hulk lowers his fists. “YELLOW HAIR HOUNDED TOO?”

Super Holly lowers her fists. “Yeah.”

The Hulk says, “HULK NOT MAD ANYMORE. YELLOW HAIR KNOW HOW HULK FEEL.”

Holly smiles and holds his hand. “Poor thing. Wanna talk about it over coffee?” Holly flies the Hulk to the nearest coffee shop, where they quaff gallons of iced mochas and talk and laugh and Tony Stark pays the bill because the Hulk does not have a wallet, and because Super Holly’s cash, not being from the Marvel Universe, would not be legal tender.

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2 thoughts on “In a super-fight, who wins?

    • Thanks for the post, I appreciate that someone paid attention.

      As for the Supergirl thing, Holly is older and a ferocious boxer. I assume for this fight that Supergirl is a young teenager, and that Kryptonians cannot push worlds out of their orbits or balance the Eiffel Tower on their pinky finger. And that Supergirl would not think to use super-speed, but if she does, Holly could flex all her muscles fast and hard to create a telekinetic super-shock wave that would disorient Supergirl just long enough for Holly to deliver a super-right hook. Poor, cute Supergirl would fall, all knocked out by the big mean superheroine. Holly would kneel by Supergirl’s side and say she is so very very sorry and Holly would feel absolutely TERRIBLE.

      Super Holly Hansson is the Superman of my superheroine/superhero universe. Her powers are super-strength (LOTS of it), flight, super-healing, and a form of telekinesis that both multiplies her super-strength and allows Holly to pick up great big army tanks without ripping off a hunk of metal instead. (I pay a little more attention to the laws of physics. Just enough to have some geeky fanboy fun.) As for what the super-telekinesis looks like, look up old Steve Ditko artwork of his character Shade the Changing Man.

      You make a good point. I should write a list of my characters and their abilities, personalities, etc. And I need to get more of my characters drawn.

      So far, my Super Holly stories are prose stories. Click Published Stories in my main menu bar for list of my Super Holly stories that have been published in anthologies.

      You can buy Super Bad Hair Day on Kindle for a dollar (I recommend not buying the Createspace version since it costs more; I sell those along with audio stories at small comic cons).

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