Book Signing May 13!

Mark your calendar. On May 13, 2017 10am-4pm, at Round Table Pizza, 37480 Fremont Blvd, Fremont, CA, authors from the Fremont Area Writers Group and I will eat pizza and sell books. My book is the Createspace printed version of my superheroine stories, Super Holly Hansson in Super Bad Hair Day! This book comes with a CD containing:

  • ebook files: Kindle, epub, PDF.
  • Super Holly artwork from Batton Lash and other artists.
  • Audio versions of my stories: hear me read with a musical score!

At Round Table on May 13, you can likely see me and the other writers do open mic readings! Eat pizza! Buy books! Have authors sign the books! Watch authors doing readings, or as I call it, open mic opera! And especially, meet local authors, storytellers, and poets.

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Oldie Cartoon: Roger Ramjet and Dr. What’s evil comic books!

In this 1965 episode, Dr. What plans to corrupt children with a plan for evil comic books that is so fiendish, so diabolical, so horrible, that I cannot blog about it! To find out what is so evil, watch Roger Ramjet vs. Dr. What! Watch what? Yes, What! What? Yes, Dr. What. Who? No, What! What?!?!

This crude and frenetic animation shows that it is all in the face! And wonderful voice acting! Roger Ramjet was voiced by the great Gary Owens. The Proton Energy Pill gives Roger the strength of 20 atom bombs for 20 seconds! I googled, and TV censors kept Roger off the air for several years because of this pill, a pill that led to crudely animated slapstick that rivals Adam West Batman! I can think of a use for a Proton Energy Pill right now. And maybe a censoring supervillain, maybe with a Lionel Barrymore voice. I can learn so much from these oldie cartoon voice actors.

My audio story, The Malevolent Mystery Meat, is online!

Click the Carry The Light picture to the left, or click here, to hear my audio short story: The Malevolent Mystery Meat! It stars the grade-schoolers Tucker and Wrigley, the two brothers with super doggie powers who save Super Holly Hansson from the evil lunch ladies. Super doggie car chase! Icky mystery meat! Licky doggie tongues! Go, Puppy Brothers, go! BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK!!!

Click here to read the text version, if you like reading along with my dramatic narration. I used the William Tell Overture (royalty free on YouTube) as the background music. Remember The Lone Ranger? Hi yo, puppies, away!