The rabid puppies tried to destroy the Hugo awards again by slate-stuffing the Hugo ballot box. But their mastermind made the mistake of slate-nominating erotica author Chuck Tingle’s book, Space Raptor Butt Invasion, thinking that it would drive the liberals in the science fiction community nuts.
It did not work out that way. Chuck Tingle did not like a sexist, racist troll trying to use him for evil. So Chuck hit three pitches out of the park by:
- Writing a short story, Slammed in the Butt by My Hugo Award Nomination, where Chuck shows how seriously he takes the mastermind by having characters live, love, and have sex with airplanes. Yes, “with.”
- Writing a series of tweets where he trolled “Voxman” and his “devilmen” henchmen. Click here to read them when no children are present, and when you are not drinking any milk (laughter makes that shoot out your nose).
- And since Chuck keeps his true identity a secret, he asked Zoe Quinn, the game developer and anti-harassment activist whom gamergater trolls HATE, to accept the Hugo for him, should he win. Zoe is a Tingle fan, and she was delighted.
I am reminded of an old Lone Ranger cartoon, where the villain Mastermind cannot comprehend his defeat. A lawman explains it in simple terms at 6:11 into the video.