The Rejection Generator!

At the San Mateo Country Fair Literary Arts Stage last Saturday, I went through the Rejection Generator. This software generates a rejection for the story you have not even written yet. See below:

“Dear Writer, And for your next trick, you’ll … what? Make a human turd turn into an ursine one? Create a maggot-vomiting cat? Do tell. We expect wonders. The Editors.”

How can I not love a rejection with cats, maggot, and vomit? Wow.

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