At the San Mateo Country Fair Literary Arts Stage last Saturday, I went through the Rejection Generator. This software generates a rejection for the story you have not even written yet. See below:
“Dear Writer, And for your next trick, you’ll … what? Make a human turd turn into an ursine one? Create a maggot-vomiting cat? Do tell. We expect wonders. The Editors.”
How can I not love a rejection with cats, maggot, and vomit? Wow.